Humorous Quotes

The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you an artist. --Unknown

I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ...I'd have nothing to play with. --Rodney Dangerfield

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. --Robert A. Heinlein

When on the ladder of success, don't let boys look up your dress! --Unknown

A horse may be coaxed to drink, but a pencil must be lead. --Stan Laurel

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger --Franklin P. Jones